Two and a Half Men
This show reached a planned conclusion with a proper series finale.
6.62003 - 201530 minSummary
Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.
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Episodes
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Charlie encounters an ex whose son looks an awful lot like him.
Pie Hole, Herb
Alan lends Charlie money and crosses a line in his attempts to get it back.
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Charlie tries cooking, Alan tries dating two women at the same time and Jake tries beer.
The Flavin' and the Mavin'
Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist as Alan anxiously awaits disaster.
A Jock Strap in Hell
The guys bump into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie. Charlie tries to help her out by giving her a room and a job, but things spiral out of control.
It's Always Nazi Week
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
Pinocchio's Mouth
Charlie's new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake.
The Mooch at the Boo
Jake disappears with the daughter of Charlie's neighbor, a former NFL player, and Charlie is left to cover his back. Meanwhile, Alan scores a hot date with the help of Charlie's Mercedes.
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, leaving Alan to wonder if he ever needs to work again.
The Devil's Lube
One of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, leaving Charlie to reevaluate his own reckless lifestyle.
Thank God for Scoliosis
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
I Think You Offended Don
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced that he is the father. Meanwhile, Jake is in a contentious mood and Charlie thinks he knows why.
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Convinced that Alan's family doesn't fully appreciate him, Melissa invites Alan to live with her and her mom.
I'd Like to Start with the Cat
Charlie finds himself in couples counseling.
She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.
The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
Charlie tells Chelsea that he loves her, but doesn't get the response he expects.
My Son's Enormous Head
When Chelsea gets sick and Charlie has to take care of her, he must also fight the overwhelming urge to flee.
The Two Finger Rule
Charlie joins Alan, Herb and his next door neighbor in a night of alcohol-fueled sexual reminiscences after Chelsea finds nude pictures of another woman on his phone.
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Evelyn finally meets Chelsea and Charlie, and tries to prevent them from becoming friends.
Above Exalted Cyclops
Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with her new friend. Rose.
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Charlie reluctantly agrees to let Chelsea move in as he mourns the loss of his bachelor pad. Meanwhile, Alan finds that there's not much space left for him in the house.
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.
Baseball with Better Steroids
Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital.
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